Work Apnea

(n): A condition that plagues the majority of people who have to work for a living. Symptoms include: staring profusely at nothing, forgetting to breathe, slow responding vision, and complete lethargy. Cures for this condition include: Vacation, Holidays, Fake Sick Days, Closing time, Weekends, and Jack Daniels. This condition is highly contagious and is usually spread during lunch meetings.

"Why is Holly sitting there drooling on herself?" "I think she caught the Work Apnea last night!"

by Confuscious of English January 18, 2009

working blue

insinuating sexual, crude, or "day-time inappropriate" imagery

"You haven't seen the bedroom yet" -- "Look at you, working blue"

by Eddie0088 April 19, 2008

Working on churches

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

by Laronzo September 12, 2022

Pussy Work

An extensive list of chores a man has to do before his wife or girlfriend gives him sex.

Adam: "Did you score last night?"
Jason: "No, I have to do some pussy work before I get some."

by deadringer090909 July 18, 2009

Charlie Work

manual labor that involves cleaning toilets, changing out kegs, and other types of grunt work that needs to be done at Paddy's Bar in Philadelphia

Fuck this I don't have to clean the toilet, thats charlie work.

From the show it's always sunny in philadelphia on FX

by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

get this work

To take a situation to the level where it becomes physical, to resolve a matter by fighting or use one's physical strength to resolve the matter

If he continues to try me he's gonna get this work!

by KristiKreme May 19, 2017

Work night

The night before a work day

"Tonight is a work night"

by zman4593 May 30, 2016