Wonka

A derogatory term deriving from the famed white people movie, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. It is typically used to discribe fat chocalate loving white people however recently has become a term of endeerment.
That fucking wonka stole my chocolate-vanilla-swirl icecream cone.
by TinyNutSackCracker August 20, 2021
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willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.
Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
by Morten Kosher Salt October 28, 2023
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wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.
man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts
by Ben D. Kowk February 24, 2011
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Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
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Willy Wonkaed

When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.
Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!
by ILoveDuckTales May 21, 2020
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boom wonka

A severally retarded person or comment that's extremely unfunny, childish, or stupid.
You a boom Wonka
Your acting like a boom Wonka
You look like a boom wonka
by Lt3100 April 25, 2024
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Willy Wonka's Grandparents

When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.
"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?
by Smellerno October 26, 2020
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