Forgive and Regret

the eighteenth episode of the twenty-ninth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons, and the 636th episode of the series overall.

Forgive and Regret scored a 1.0 rating with a 4 share and was watched by 2.47 million people, making it Fox's highest rated show of the night

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Instant Regret

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years

Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?

Yeah, talk about instant regret

by BigEElittlePP March 12, 2022

Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.

Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.

by Jummy12 July 30, 2021

Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.

Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.

by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025

Postorder-Regret

The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.

‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’

by Neoglot September 3, 2018

cheese regret

when u crave a block of cheese so much and you eat some and then feel immense regret afterwards. even though you know you’ll regret the cheese, you will eat it again.

“i just experienced cheese regret”

by dandelion99 April 23, 2023

Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many

Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret

by Soloshit June 5, 2022