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Thor

Thor is a creative guy as well every handsome but can be insecure at times. Thor is smart,loyal, trustworthy and romantic. Thor is a every chill man but when he wants something he'll find ways to get it. Thor is great at getting out of easy and hard situations and acts fast. Thor is every mysteries and is great hiding his saddest and darkest emotions. Thor can look intimidating at times but when talk to he's nice. Tend to listen to Thor because he'll most likely save you from getting in trouble. Most importantly Thor is brave and has a strong mentally.
Wow Thor your awesome.
by Justhreewords November 21, 2021
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Thor

Thor has a big forehead
Yo he’s a thor!!!
by Coolkidanosbs November 4, 2021
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thor solos

thor solos your favourite verse
someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?

some mf named doctor idk: thor solos
by Doctor idc July 15, 2021
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Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."
by dave132 June 2, 2021
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Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 1, 2022
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Thor

Thor - the man who loves to be slutty and dress up in anime clothes for his man.

He is such a Thor - look at him hammering that dick with his ass
He is such a thor - look how he hammers that dick
by Olympic heaven May 2, 2022
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The Thor

When you go to the bar and pick up a chick wearing lightning bolt ear rings. After bringing her back to your place while fucking her doggy style you rip the lightning bolt earrings out of her ears and jam them in her ass.
Hey you see that bitch over there?! I totally gave her the Thor last night!
by G unit15 November 26, 2022
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