a beautiful dog who thinks he is a human. looks like he crys if you ignore him for 0.01 milliseconds. probably possessed by a nice ghost. kind of dumb. will do anything and everything for family to protecc.
by crunkylover1234567890 November 11, 2021
Get the Winstonmug. A generally nice and loving guy that does not hesitate to double snap or double text. He has a lot of sexual energy that he cannot expel because his bitch does not like to fuck him. Instead she strings him along and has him pay for stuff and possibly cuddles with him. Opposite of Chad.
After Stacy got back from Chad's house, she went on a lunch date with her boyfriend, Ralph. She later texted Chad and said: "Ralph has no idea where I was last night and he's paying for my food hahaha what a Winston!"
by chad9999 October 5, 2022
Get the Winstonmug. 1-Bro 2020 has been so fucking Winston
2-First person: Man, I just saw some chick running down the street with no clothes on.
Second person: What a Winston dude.
2-First person: Man, I just saw some chick running down the street with no clothes on.
Second person: What a Winston dude.
by Read my shit man November 28, 2020
Get the Winstonmug. by Bottle eater July 20, 2022
Get the Girby orba winstonmug. by coolest person in existenc3 March 27, 2022
Get the winstonmug. When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.
As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.
by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019
Get the One Eyed Winstonmug. The best dog you’ve ever met! Usually a golden retriever. Love people and tennis balls. Loyal, kind, and loves absolutely everyone!
by sirwinstonthebeau September 10, 2021
Get the Winstonmug.