When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"
After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.
by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg September 11, 2016
Get the Wifi Officialmug. My WiFi constantly doesn’t work
by FlipperDoor5488 March 26, 2019
Get the WiFimug. something that never works and is fucking annoying like man I pay money for you and you still can't work I want to shoot the person who created this shit
by i fucking hate shit May 25, 2021
Get the WiFimug. by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021
Get the British WiFimug. In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s
connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.
connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.
Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.
City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.
(Outhouse-quality gaming)
City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.
(Outhouse-quality gaming)
by yourpalVanguard February 18, 2021
Get the Outhouse WiFimug. by AP17 April 30, 2020
Get the library wifimug. Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
by CrispyJack February 26, 2024
Get the wifi carmug.