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Wifi Official

When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"
After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.
by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg September 11, 2016
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WiFi

WiFi says connected... then please act like it
My WiFi constantly doesn’t work
by FlipperDoor5488 March 26, 2019
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WiFi

something that never works and is fucking annoying like man I pay money for you and you still can't work I want to shoot the person who created this shit
person: the wifi is down

Me:it is always fucking down
by i fucking hate shit May 25, 2021
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British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied
Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you
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Outhouse WiFi

In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s

connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.
Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.

City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.

(Outhouse-quality gaming)
by yourpalVanguard February 18, 2021
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library wifi

When the connection is Instagram live-video freezing, pixelated, lagging, all around bad.
Brad, your video is freezing, are you on the library WiFi?
by AP17 April 30, 2020
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wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
by CrispyJack February 26, 2024
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