The most extreme variant of what the fuck. Considered to be one step above what in the actual fuck.
"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"
by otakudude303 October 8, 2018
mugGet the what in the absolute fuckmug.

you know what fuck you

the best way to end a conversation about a conflict or something stupid.
guy1: A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.
guy2: No its a vegetable!
guy1: No, it's a fruit. see it says that a tomato is in the fruit family in Websters Dictionary!
guy2: You know what fuck you!
by man with the flow February 9, 2006
mugGet the you know what fuck youmug.

what a shitload of fuck

a furious quote of Retro Game Rage, Nostalgia Critic, Irate Gamer, and The Angry Video Game Nerd.
I'm trying to aim the fucking atom. If you hold the SQUARE button, you'll be fucked! What were they thinking?!?!?!?! What a shitload of fuck! What an assy shitload of motherfucking bullfuck! I rather take a cat and put the cat's asshole into my MOUTH!!! Bloody fuck! Meine Verficktes Sheiβe. Pinche perra de gata. DIE ALREADY, BUBSY 3D!! Hadouken! Get over here! Shoryuken! Tatsumaki Senpuyaku!! FUS RO DAH!!! THIS, IS, SPARTA!!!! -Retro Game Rage
by Fuck Cats November 24, 2015
mugGet the what a shitload of fuckmug.

You know what? FUCK YOU!

The best way to end an arguement. You can also follow up with a "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK."
Man: I honestly don't care if your child is gonna die.
Man2: You know what? FUCK YOU!
by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005
mugGet the You know what? FUCK YOU!mug.
What a twitch streamer says when a little kid insults him for murdering him.
kid: ur garbage kid
Streamer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL
by urmmommgey December 1, 2021
mugGet the WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHITmug.

What in the actual fuck

Why the fuck would you search this?
What in the actual fuck are you doing here.
by Pejdndi January 8, 2020
mugGet the What in the actual fuckmug.
A line from GTA5 after franklin drives through the front door of Simeon's shop.
"DAAAMMMNNN!!" "FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"
by Pay me more. April 3, 2023
mugGet the FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!mug.

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