Sexy Wedge

A phrase used when light-heartedly criticizing somebody that is very unattractive and unappealing.

You spot a red-haired, pimply band geek with a squeaky nasal voice.

"Whoa! He's totally sexy wedge!"

by Sian Elizabeth Bell August 31, 2005

slovenian foot wedge

When you put your big toe into an Eastern European rectum without consent

Last night cha boi gave me an unexpected slovenian foot wedge but I kind of liked it. I'm from Moldova

by Byron Tulofson March 2, 2014

office pitching wedge

this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.

Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Wedge in a dry one

To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.

He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.

by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022

Love wedge DT

to be a wedge made for lovin' (love wedge DT)

man, shes such a love wedge DT

by tmg754 May 4, 2009

Croatian Cock Wedge

A fetish linked with people who like to have their cock fingered. People with this fetish usually have multiple std-s and sometimes a ruptured penis.

Person 1: Anybody want's to help me with the Croatian Cock Wedge?

Person 2: *Prepares stake and torch.*

by #GazdA# December 27, 2020

Thin edge of the wedge

Having bad luck; receiving bad news.

Marsha: I just found out my hamster got tetanus when he scratched himself on a rock!

Georgette: That's the thin edge of the wedge, man.

by annanonymous June 14, 2009