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volcano blaster

when a guy ejaculates after a long period of celebacy
Guy 1: "Hey I just jerked it for the first time in months."

Guy 2: "Eeeeww. dude dont tell me about your volcano blaster..."

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Tony: "Dude I Adam just volcano blasted all over Marian."

Connor: "Yeah, he's been in a dry spell for a while now. Hey wait, why do you know that?"

Tony: "I was watching..."
by tonold April 9, 2010
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volcano bay

A new waterpark that was just added at Universal Orlando which is literally the best water park in existence.
by Big Fat Rockstar July 30, 2017
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volcano's conduit

The main pipe or vent down the middle of a volcano where it erupts
Teacher: as you can see when the volcano erupts the lava comes through the volcano's conduit
by Isa bleu November 27, 2017
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Electric volcano

This advanced sexual maneuver should not be attempted by anyone, ever. The maneuver begins in the 69 position with the man on top. After a few minutes, either partner yells ELECTRIC VOLCANO. The female immediately puts 4 packs of pop rocks in her mouth and resumes fellatio. The male grabs a fresh 9 volt battery and holds it to the clitoris only for a few seconds causing a volcano eruption each time.
I heard a couple of olympians attempted the ELECTRIC VOLCANO and both died, they should have headed the warning.
by Hatefulate February 1, 2022
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Volcano Roll

Coating your penis in hot sauce and subsequently performing anal sex on a woman
Biff gave Muffy the old volcano roll after he discovered she was sleeping with his brother.
by Wasabi Mayo June 30, 2011
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Poo Volcano

A phenomenon that occurs during the flushing of a powerful (usually public) toilet when a frothy mixture of poo and water is momentarily burped up from the bottom of the toilet bowl before it's all sucked away and replaced by clean water.
Ewwwww.....a poo volcano erupted when I flushed the toilet and it got all over my ass!
by GreatMightyPoo73 June 14, 2018
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Human Volcano

While in the act of sex the male is putting it in the girls ass and just as the male ejaculates into her ass he pulls out and the female farts causing cum to fly out everywhere simulating the eruption of a volcano.
Dude, i heard about jenny getting the human volcano from brad last night...he said there was cum splattered all over the walls.
by Matt, Drew, Bo & CMoney December 31, 2007
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