180-virus

The kind of virus (or flu) where you don't know which direction to face the toilet, next. Also known as the lid-flipper-virus.

{blahhhhhhhh!!!!}

{sppfffhhhhhlllllltttttt!!!!!}

{blaaaaahhhhhhhhhh blahhhhhh!}

He'll survive, he's just got the 180-virus, tossin' and turnin' and doing the lid-flippin' on the old porcelain.

by buggy January 4, 2008

song virus

The phenomenon where one hears a song, then can't get it out of one's head. Transmission occurs when one person sings or mentions the song, and the second person then begins suffering the same symptoms.

Colby heard "Get Up, Stand Up" on his car radio on the way to the gym. He hummed it intermittently during his workout and sang it in the shower. Later that evening, seventeen people had "Get Up, Stand Up" going through their heads without knowing why -- they had contracted the song virus.

by cville girl October 4, 2008

Nigga Virus

Ebola
A reference to calling the coronavirus the Chinese virus

We're all talking about the coronavirus, but does the nigga virus still exist?

by pipperoni March 31, 2020

virus

One of the worst things a computer can get. Usually caused by downloading junk. It'll email your grandmother all of your porn. It's going to make your computer screen freeze. It'll invest your cash in stock to Euro Disney. It can also do many other things. Remember to also not open any emails with the subject "stinky cheese".

"Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody!"

by Nodog438 May 2, 2014

Virus

Something on your computer that will make anyone rage quit.

(Gets a virus)
Oh, hey look there's a FUCKING- (proceeds to smash computer)

by H4k0rz June 23, 2018

vlouse

anything dope as vlouse is a vlouse

Oh i want to vlouse her
You are looking very vlouse today
Anyone want to vlouse tonight

by Mr Vlouse June 25, 2022

vlouse juice

The juice made by Mr. Vlouse. Made with the three C's: cocaine, caffeine, cum of Mr. Vlouse. Gives drinker incredible power and insane side effects such as bug eyed asian people, three arms, three legs if you know what i mean.

Anyone want to drink some vlouse juice tonight?

by Mr Vlouse June 25, 2022