I exchange V-cards with the retards.

Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.

Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."

by Indiscriminate May 18, 2010

Don Grady v. John Ellis

The ultimate battle of two men whose names speak for themselves. Don Grady would win every presidential election without John Ellis running against him. In that election, it would be difficult to say who would win, but John Ellis seems to be more popular and would probably win. Don Grady should then be given the Vice Presidency due to his popularity also. John Ellis and Don Grady are our heroes.

"Dude, did you hear about that presidential election Don Grady v. John Ellis?"
"Wait, you mean the one between Barack, Hillary, and John?"
"Nah, man. I'm talking about Grady v. Ellis."
"Ahh, yeah, that election was tight. And by tight I mean awesome."
"I feel you man. What a move John Ellis made by selecting Grady as his VP, such a virtuous and humble man that Ellis is."
"Hell yeah. The country is in good hands with Ellis and Grady at the reins."

by CJ25INC February 25, 2008

the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.

Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?

OH MY GOD YES, I'M SO EXCITED!

by insomniaSTRICKENinVERMONT March 1, 2011

emperor_s.o.v.o

emperor_s.o.v.o is a TikTok commenter who simply only spits facts and never ever misses.
He is usually brought up when discussing sexiness
Every syllable that comes out of mouth becomes a bible verse

Im spitting on every take like emperor_s.o.v.o

by Sophisticated_Obito_Enthusiast February 23, 2021

Emo V. O.

This sex act occurs when a male cuts their wrist, enough to draw blood, and uses that blood as a lubricate. When the male has ejaculated, the resulting image looks like a volcano. The original name is "Emotional Volcano."

1st Male-"Dude! My girlfriend and I were messing around when she asked if she could do an Emo V. O. with me!'

2nd Guy-"So what'd you do?"

1st Male-"She cut her wrist and used it to jack me off!"

by M4st3r_0f_N0cl0ck April 19, 2010

Esther V

Esther v is pretty but sometimes evil Esther v is a good friend kinds Esther v is in love with Odessa and Portia

Esther V: I love Odessa!
Portia: I love Odessa too!
ODESSA: IM EVIL AND I HATE U BOTH MWAHHMWAHHWH

by ✰やoͥℝtͣiͫⱥ✰ December 30, 2021

Edward V

One of the shortest reigning Kings of England, he never really got to do anything cos he reigned for 2 months, and his Uncle Richard was regent so he was really the ruler, even became King for real after that time.
Edward was also one of the Princes in the Tower

Of all the Edwards, I don't think Edward V was very noteworthy

by BlankCanvas742 December 6, 2022