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if thanos was green
the turtle ate the little kids and said, YUM!!
turtle by Thanosboi May 2, 2019
A nickname for Emilee Sheets, basically the best turtle in existence. If you contradict this you may be sued and given a life sentence.
"We'll fuckin kill anyone who opposes the turtle"
Turtle by Andrew Colley June 30, 2019
often referred to as:
-turtul
-turtle
-turtelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
-turtil
-turtur
etc.....

basically a lizard with a short tail and a protective covering shell that "eats" plastic because its yummy. Sadly, it might extinct soon. :,(
JC: what's a turtle?
Y/N: lol idk didn't that extinct because of the vskskskskco girls?
turtle by theasianpotato September 21, 2019
Super cool and awesome and top
Secret drug that all the cool kids are doing
Do you know where I can score some Turtle?
Turtle by Gmoneyhoney$$ November 10, 2019
Is that a plastic straw?!?! *slaps plastic straw out of hand* Here you can use my metal one! Save the turtles!!! SKSKSKSK!!
Turtle by steppedindogpee November 16, 2019