turtled

the act of being followed by someone.

turtle followed them to chipotle during lunch today.

ahh man i just got turtled

by pickles32 December 12, 2009

Turtle

A person you know of, have heard of, or seen, but you do not know them personally. A level under acquantince.
Celebrities can be turtles too.

"Do you know that guy John over there?"
"Oh, um, I think he might ride my bus or something. He's kind of a turtle."

by tortoise83 May 28, 2009

turtling

A game that partners play in bed. They both stick their heads under the covers and one of them farts. The first one to come up for air is the loser.

Me and my bitch turtled lst night.
I lost. She had mexican forlunch.

by jack burton March 27, 2005

Turtling

When you have to shit and can feel the brown bread coming out of the old ass oven.

I got turtling, if i dont get to a bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my Dickies.

by Eddie O Spaghetti O January 7, 2009

Turtling

The act of taking someones backpack or bag, taking all the shit out of it, flipping it inside out, then putting the shit back in and zipping it shut.

Sam: Dude let's go on a turtling spree!
John: Alright, get everyones backpacks!
Kim: Omg who turtled my bag!

by TurtlingQueenTaylorRae February 14, 2012

Turtle

Short for Awkward Turtle.
To feel uncomfortable

A: I wonder what is going on through John's head
B: I dunno, I didnt know he was like that..
'John walks up'
John: Hey guys whats up
A & B: Woow, fucking turtle...

by Wuz Like December 18, 2008

Turtle

The most beautiful, smart, caring, amazing, talented, sexy, intelligent, funny, interesting, woman in the whole wide world. She's the girl every dude describes when imagining their dream girl and the girl every man describes when imagining their wildest fantasy. She is a best friend, the hommie, and always there when you need her. She is the life of the party and has a smile that turns the worst day around.

If turtle ever gave me a chance to be a part of her world it would make all of my dreams come true. She is all that and a lifetime supply of chips.

by Boo Cakes October 21, 2008