The Dirty Dutchman Trifecta

This is a sexual act involving three woman laying down in the shape of a triangle. The first woman menstrates into the second woman's mouth. The second woman then chokes up the menstration through her nose into the third woman's anus. The third woman then squirts the menstration from her anus back into the first woman's vagina.

"Instead of putting your finger down your throat to throw up, just grab a few chicks and tell 'em to try out the dirty dutchman trifecta. That should do the trick."

by Joseph Von Hedberg October 22, 2008

Hot Mess Trifecta

A female that possesses no attractive features at all what so ever.

A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.

Samantha Ronson is a hot mess trifecta

by honeybun2012 June 4, 2009

The Trifecta

You hit a full-frontal nudie bar lunch buffet, a speaking-in-tongues church, and an AA meeting all in the same afternoon.

I'm feeling emotionally recharged after doing The Trifecta last Tuesday.

by The Poor Man July 2, 2022

Elephant Trunk Trifecta

A homoerotic sexual technique involving four males, in which the central performer satisfies all three of his partners simultaneously. He accomplishes this via the following strategy. Partner 1 sits atop his shoulders in reverse straddle position, with his penis inserted orally. Partner 2 is held mid-air around the waist (doggy style) while maintaining anal penetration. Partner 3 lays down flat on his back while the central performer proceeds to squat down onto his awaiting erection. Thus, the alpha stud is penetrated both orally and anally by studs 1 & 3, while simultaneously providing rear-end service to stud 2.

Mikey and Ken had been Eiffel Towering handsome young studs for years. But as his carnal desires grew stronger, Mikey decided that just one stud wasn’t enough, and he certainly didn’t want to share with Ken anymore. One night he went out to the club and brought home three young guys…college age stallions just bursting with pent up desire. Mikey didn’t want anyone to feel excluded from his affection. In a pround display of homoerotic prowess, he proceeded to service all three studs simultaneously by performing the fabled Elephant Trunk Trifecta!

by Kent Wade July 10, 2020

Ejecta trifecta

To be so sick or so frightened that you barf, poop and pee at the same time.

I got such a bad case of food poisoning that I spent the day in the bathroom with ejecta trifecta.
When I fell overboard and thought I was drowning, I was so scared I hit the ejecta trifecta.

by OregonSushi May 10, 2021

Royal Trifecta

The triad of Black female greatness: Beyonce, Rihanna, and Nicki Minaj. When all three are together, they are the ultimate image of the "ideal Black woman" that possesses "the essentials:" brains, feminist morals, sex appeal, and self-created success

"I just love the Royal Trifecta. Listening to them together or separately get me fired up and empowered"

by ccierra May 22, 2016

Oxford Trifecta

When you're arrested in uptown Oxford, OH and you're charged with the classic pairing of
-Underage intoxication
-Disorderly conduct
-Possession of a fake I.D.

"Did you hear Chad got in a fight at Brick last night?"
"Yeah, Oxford PD got him with the Oxford Trifecta"

by firechuckmartin February 1, 2019