mute toot

when a fart is silent but really stinky.

synonym:SBD, silent but deadly.

Bob: i didn't hear anything, but it smells.
Tim:I mute tooted. ahah.

by Eric F. Bruns October 12, 2009

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muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 02, 2020

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A big toot is a large lad that farts a lot. Big toots also clog toilets effortlessly and wear brown underwear to cover up the questionable ones.

Gary is a big toot. He farts so much and clogs all the toilets.

by Elastic cock January 01, 2020

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by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

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a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

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A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies

Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!

by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019

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Withay toot means to put a rastafarian into a tight constricting headlock for 33 seconds.

I performed a very erotic withay toot on my friend cameron yesterday

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