Thai Tong

The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).

Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga

by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021

Lee tong fu

The chinese name given to Eshan Shafeeq, aka diehardofdeath. Hes the strongest man alive, both physically and mentally. Dont be ashmed if youre not upto his level.

Churchill: Damn that guy is lifting 600kg with one picky.
Kevin: He's Lee tong fu! ofcourse he can lift 600kg.

by diehardofdeath September 20, 2021

Simon Tong

A little bitch boy.

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!

by ZAIRBI March 6, 2022

Katelynn Tong

Katelynn is a super funny and amazing person!! Wow I would love to be friends w her. She is a straight A student and is so good at soccer. She really likes white ppl. (this is for the huzz). anyways she is NOT racist or homophobic sometimes.

Katelynn Tong: lmfao
everyone else: haha! your so funny(blushes)

by Moneyfunnybooboo December 16, 2024

Tongs be Tongin’

The action tongs make- even broken tongs “tong”

Tongs be tongin’

by Thinks a lot December 9, 2025

jing tong

jingtong

person a: jing tong
person b: jing tong

by aggagagagagagagagagga November 23, 2021

Brown Tongs

A description for the hands of a brown coloured person when used for theft.

"Where did you get those new shoes Wiremu?"
"I just used my Brown Tongs and took them from outside the Marae."

by Scranax March 26, 2025