someone who got drunk, pulled a titturd and woke feeling like shit was called a titturd, and got some coffee and threw it in someones face
by The Bandit May 3, 2008
Get the titturds revenge mug.Also pronounced tit-us is avery awkward person. He tends to be a kind and caring but is secretly Gay. He Simps for people that he finds attractive. He tries to hide the fact that he's gay. Titus tends to fall for those around him.
WARNING:Titus is very clingy.
WARNING:Titus is very clingy.
Person#1:"Titus is a great friend"
Person#2:"yeah but I think he's gay"
Person#1"thats a shame I kind liked him"
Person#2:"yeah but I think he's gay"
Person#1"thats a shame I kind liked him"
by The_real_deal 6969 August 24, 2020
Get the Titus mug.when one places their saliva absorbed index finger in between the breast of a woman and pulls it out quickly. It's also called a boob willy.
by joshua burns August 23, 2006
Get the titmus test mug.Look at the titums on that bitch!
by Nick Melotte July 23, 2008
Get the Titums mug.Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.
Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.
by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008
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Get the Titup mug.Titus is a FREAK, he will make you so sore that you would want some more of him give minutes later. He is the strongest out of many people and is faster than most can say. He is also a very sympathetic artist. He is a very loving and caring nigga. He's one to get in his feelings if you break it, so try to stay with him. He is also one of the funniest in the world and is a sexy dancer.
by Che_eto January 14, 2019
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