weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?

"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"

by Jessethegreat June 15, 2015

Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.

“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”

by Libromancer June 8, 2021

Thump the Rock

To shoot or play basketball. South Alabama slang for playing basketball in the yard.

Hey! Ya'll want to go out and thump the rock?

by BrandoAUTigers December 30, 2017

vent thumping

The act of having sexual intercourse in a ventilation duct.

I went vent thumping with my girl last night at the theater

by swagydefiner February 1, 2017

Squawk and Thump

Shrieking at your enemy before dealing them serious mortal blows

Ole Billy really gave that child a good squawk and thump! He really taught them a lesson about not bumping people with their wheelchair.

by CoolGuyPatrickSwayze March 27, 2024

Thump that oyster

Pounding pussy, flicking the bean

I'ma thump that oyster

by deathbreath August 29, 2021