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Theft rape

That woman theft rape him for him saying no to Working
by 459395 March 5, 2022
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Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...
Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."
Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!
by man of many mans December 14, 2023
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Theft

A crime that means taking somone's property without asking, can be sneaky (steal), or loud (rob).
Theft might be small but that's a serious crime.
by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023
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Cyber Identity Theft

The act to use another person’s cyber identifying information with intent to defraud others online.
cyber identity theft is act of stealing person information online to commit criminal act
by s j tubrazy October 8, 2014
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IP theft

Yeah, except America does it too but to American citizens apparently.
Hym "IP theft is a big problem nowadays! Someone should do something about that and make sure that the rightful owners of IP are both credited and paid for their contributions to society."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2025
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Grand Theft Auto

Guy: Holy motherfucker is that Grand Theft Auto? Can I play?
Guy 2: Oh hell no boy! I'm about to fuck this ho in my car.
by BadboopBadabeep June 5, 2016
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