Winston

A sexy ass man who is loved by every being on planet earth.

Bro he gets so much pussy.

That must be a Winston

by Wins.o9 November 29, 2021

Winston

Nonchalant asf.

"You're so nonchalant bro."
"Did you just call me Winston?!"

by igobyazz1 July 1, 2024

Winston

Winston loves getting head in the gender-neutral washroom every single day at school

"Did you hear Winston in the halls today? He was out of class all period singing his signature song 'give me head like ar ar ar ar ar,' and everyone was flocking to see him!"

by the glizzy goblin December 15, 2023

Winston

A winston is a really cool guy and has a sidechik

Yo,i bet hes a winston

by Asad boi January 16, 2019

Winston

Winston
Winston is am man who acts like an autistic monkey on steroids that just drank a 12 beers while slowly loosing their sanity to the “wanna break from the ads” saying on repeat. All this happening while he questions life.

Example sentences are:

“That’s such a Winston thing to do.”

“Winston, stfu.”

“Winston is a Winston.”

by MemesIFoundOnTheInternet March 9, 2023

Winston

A bald person whose arms are so short that they can’t reach the sides of his head with a razor.

That winston is built like a t-Rex.

by Mpjmpj November 5, 2025

Pulling a Winston

Getting 0 score in a video game or just sucking at life

Wow that guys totally pulling a Winston
How could you pull a Winston like that?

by Malteser An'Accident Lincoln November 27, 2017