Smooth Cougar

My mom, apparently.

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.

by Honeycutt October 6, 2016

Smooth R

The perfect human being who has no issues achieving anything in life. He is better in every way that the average lightskin. the j star is no match for him.

smooth R is just that guy

by Tafrock360 December 17, 2019

Smooth Shadow

A Tiktoker who is amazing at what he does. He is unbelievably good at what he does...making videos. He is a fun guy to be around, a guy who befriends anyone. He can be rather charming, and sometimes adorable.

Smooth Shadow is quite honestly the best TikToker ever.

by ErIk10891000 November 22, 2020

smooth spoon

Spooning when too drunk to get hard

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks

by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015

shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021

smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)

"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."

by worm312 July 11, 2016

Smooth Hump

A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.

I feel better than ever after that smooth hump session!

by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014