National Mon's day

National Mon's Day is celebrated on the first May bank holiday Monday every year. Mon's originating from Delamere area (Cheshire) get together, drink beer and have a bloody good time, preferably at Oulton Park watching the British Super Bikes.

Ay up mon, It's national Mon's Day!

by CheshireMon May 2, 2019

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Mon Cello Morte

Simply translated as "My cello of death", Mon Cello Morte refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch and garnished with a violent odour. The term initially derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note see Mon Cello. "Mon Cello Morte", however, may only be applied to a gas leak as described above, coupled with an extraordinary smell that invokes the involuntary reaction of vomiting.

"Oh My God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011

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ho ke mon

Ho ke mon gotta catch em all. Refers to the phrase in pokemon but in this case, is used to describe someone with many STD'S. First originated in the spame of one of the mightiest forums alive. This phrase is usually targeted at sluts and eamon holmes.

Oh my, look it's a ho ke mon she's caught em all. Oh no she hasn't caught crabs.

by Sir cunningham of twiggz December 29, 2006

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mon petit poulet

Term of endearment. Literally means "my little chicken." Generally used by a girl when addressing her boyfriend in public.

An American in Paris:

Girl: "Oh! It's my little wittle chicken chickchickee. I wub you! Yes I do! Isn't he so cute? (to the waiter) Un coq au vin pour mon petit poulet, s'il vous plait!"

Boy: M--. *sigh* (smokes cigarette and drinks coffee)

FIN

by slappinflappin October 13, 2010

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