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Landon

Landon is a guy who will spoil you , love u , be loyal to you. But when you first meet him, he smiles at you. So damn contagious, you start to catch feelings for Landon because you think that he’s perfect, everything you hoped for. Now now... Landon is reallllyyyyy jealous too. be careful around landon with your guy friends. Landon might take it to the next level. He may stay with you for a while... but when it comes to the time where it’s the end.. the douchebag will literally start calling you horrible names , will make everybody hate you, he will make people remember you as ‘the “flirt” for other guys. But you think it’s your fault and it’s not . His gorgeous blue eyes and those freckles caught you , but it’s time to turn the page .
Wow Landon is so amazing !!! But he’s such a douchebag to girls.
by Sunnis Nifia July 9, 2018
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Landon

fucking gay ass stupid ass dumb ass gay stupid homo he literally shoved his dick in a cats mouth nobody likes Landon
fuck you, you are like landon, gay ass
by kneesweaknutsarehairy June 26, 2021
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Landon

Ugly, weird, annoying. He thinks he’s funny but he’s not, he’s also extremely short, and has bad teeth.
by Landon Reynold Sucks December 21, 2017
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Landon Syndrome

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.
Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.
by Nefwey November 26, 2022
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Landon

That little asshole steals from children .

Asshole means Landon
by Lol trollLol9910 February 26, 2019
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Landon has stage 4 CaNcEr
by Landonnabsj March 2, 2020
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Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.
Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020
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