Rocket Hound

An abnormally shaped penis, in the form of a rocket ship. Usually caused by overexertion due to extended uses of the 'Penis Pump' or battering of the female genitalia.

Male: are you ready baby?

Female: Oh no, I don't want to ride that rocket hound of yours anymore.

Male: Fine, I didn't want to have sex with you any who.

by HotelSkinnyNutsack June 06, 2011

screw hound

An individual who engages in repeated sex acts with multiple partners.

Suzy had sex with Tom, Dick and Harry last night. She is such a screw hound.

by Phallic Member August 05, 2009

Glamor Hound

A person who tries to latch on to other peoples success; a person who tries to attach themselves to people gaining success.

Josh acts like he knows Megan because she wrote a book, Josh is such a glamor hound.

by Gwen Cooper October 18, 2014

sweater hounds

A pair of big natural supple breasts, extremely noticeable even when wearing a sweater.

Holy jesus, take a look at those sweater hounds!

by mantis toboggan November 20, 2015

Gravy Hound

A person in the workplace that has an easy job, or is always doing the easy work, i.e. the “gravy” work. Usually used as a tease.

Hey what’s up Gravy Hound??
I’m no Gravy Hound!

Oh whatever, you always get the easy jobs around here!!

by royhill January 14, 2022

poo hound

A person who lingers outside an occupied bathroom.

I almost shit myself a second time when I left the bathroom and found a poo hound waiting for me outside.

by Frank Schitz September 13, 2018

Scrote Hound

A man or woman who is especially enamored with the scrotum specifically.

" Wow! Elizabeth is a real scrote hound!"

by The Twister in the Sun November 29, 2018