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Professional Help

A euphemism for mental health services, implying that mental health services are shameful and should be kept a secret. Also, in a country like the United States, which values the physically active, the tangible, metrics, and all and only that which can be seen and measured, the legitimacy of a group of professionals who sit on their butts all day listening to people bitch and moan has to be questioned.
-Did you hear about Mike? He's all kinds of messed up since getting out of the service: homeless, drugs and alcohol, divorced, all that.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022
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over helping

When someone decides that helping you once isn't enough and continues, though you don't need it.
Mom : "I'm almost done!"
Son : "stop over helping!"
by TheBestMeme January 27, 2018
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HELP ME

1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition
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zoom help

When a cougar asks for Zoom Help after work and it turns into sexy time.
Can you help me with zoom tonight?

Thanks for the zoom help.

Sure, I got you with the zoom help
by DT-FTL March 25, 2021
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Godless help

Godless help. This refers to a situation when a unintelligent person with atheistic spiritual views tries to mock other people with religious beliefs, mostly belonging to certain religious groups/religions such as Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, etc.
jeez that moron only brings godless help to those grammies at the church
by punrigby November 22, 2021
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On Shore Help

This phrase, originally used only in the context of telephone customer service, has now gained popularity in any situation that calls for competence beyond what is being offered, or simply used as an obnoxious distraction.
" Jimbo had a limp pecker AGAIN so I asked for a little on shore help."

Police person: "Can I see your license and registration, please?"

LaRon "Only if I can get some onshore help."

Judge: "Please remand the accused to custody."

Jumbo (Jimbo's brother) "Can't a brother get some on shore help here or what?"
by 209 fo' evah August 16, 2010
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Helping a Settlement

verb
: Providing repetitive help to a struggling person or group of people with something for which they should be able to help themselves

derivation: in reference to the incessant and annoying requests for help defending weak settlements made by Preston Garvey in the video game Fallout 4
I gotta go, another settlement in HR needs my help resetting their password. I guess “8 characters, including at least one number” is pretty hard to decipher. You know, I work in IT, so helping a settlement is what I live for.
by WurdFerguson November 16, 2018
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