Situation:
You get kidnapped and you manage to get your hands on a phone and you call 999
Police: Hello, what’s the problem
Kidnapapee: I got kidnapped, I’m 12 years old, I’m scared
Police: ok, well send forces to your location, what’s your fathers phone number?
Kidnapee: I don’t know
Police: This guys ETS😂🤣. How is he about to become a teenager and not even know his parents phone numbers💀💀💀
You get kidnapped and you manage to get your hands on a phone and you call 999
Police: Hello, what’s the problem
Kidnapapee: I got kidnapped, I’m 12 years old, I’m scared
Police: ok, well send forces to your location, what’s your fathers phone number?
Kidnapee: I don’t know
Police: This guys ETS😂🤣. How is he about to become a teenager and not even know his parents phone numbers💀💀💀
by Uk-Slang101 April 13, 2024
by Klunk et lover November 21, 2024
When one stretches their cockhole to an enourmous size in order to swollow another person or thing whole.
Matt: Dude did you read that ET fanfic the other day?
Chris: No, why?
Matt: That shit was fucked up they did the ET manouvre and that nigga was swallowed whole.
Chris: Dude that's fucked up.
Chris: No, why?
Matt: That shit was fucked up they did the ET manouvre and that nigga was swallowed whole.
Chris: Dude that's fucked up.
by Inlaidflyer December 10, 2012
"Romeo et Juliette: de la Haine a La'Amour" is a French musical adaptation of Shakespeare's Tragedy "Romeo and Juliet" by Gerard Presgurvic featuring the the Montagues and Capulets looking like minions from League of Legends, a death persona, Baguette, Romeo with long hair, Baguette, Juliet singing like an angel and many more. The downside is... It's written in French.
This Romeo et Juliette musical has a Juliet with an angelic voice. If only her acting complements it...
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 06, 2023
Here’s a better definition of this school :)
It’s full of spoiled white little kids who have no common sense. Even the kids who claim to be “different” and “mature” are even worse. Some claim they smoke pine, but they have never met a plug in their lives and have no idea what being unique is like. They all dress the same. Last but not least, they all depend on their parents whose mothers are usually whores with bleached hair.
So yeah guys, have fun living your FAKE lives
It’s full of spoiled white little kids who have no common sense. Even the kids who claim to be “different” and “mature” are even worse. Some claim they smoke pine, but they have never met a plug in their lives and have no idea what being unique is like. They all dress the same. Last but not least, they all depend on their parents whose mothers are usually whores with bleached hair.
So yeah guys, have fun living your FAKE lives
by Bruhhhhhhhhhh69 October 25, 2019