Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage

Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw

by yoinkysploinkyguy March 8, 2024

chainsaw eyes

A woman's eyes that reveal how psycho she is, leading to a fear that those eyes are the last thing you'll see when she wakes you up and hacks you up with a chainsaw.

I'm not dating that chick, those chainsaw eyes scare me...

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.

Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

Chainsaw

Verb: The act of grabbing a penis and trying to rip it off in the middle of the night.

Kaitlyn totally chainsawed me last night.

by Sparqs125 May 19, 2018

anal chainsaw

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...... hey hey anal chainsaw

by boobaga August 4, 2017

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.

Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!

by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019