sloppy cat cafe

To perform cunnilingus voraciously.

Johnny asked Jane if he could go to the Sloppy Cat Cafe with her.

by Priecher February 14, 2018

Cat cafe

A cafe or similar establishment where people pay to interact with cat housed in the premises.

My mom wouldn't let me adopt a kitten.but she said she pay for many trips to the cat cafe as I want

by TIMEFUSION2424 October 4, 2021

Los Angeles Cafe

Los Angles Cafe is a Group on roblox and Discord! It contains a variety of people. The Holder of the Group is Nikita, to see about him say !urban Nikita.

LAC Worker: Hello, do you want some drinks?

Customer: Yes, I'll have a green tea!

LAC Worker: Here you go. Anything else?
Customer: No thanks!

LAC Worker: Make sure to come on down to Los Angeles Cafe for food!

by Spyhf June 20, 2021

Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.

Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012

stupid idiot cafe

a really good game for idiots and stupids

we eat at stupid idiot cafe in this household

by famq June 20, 2023

Crystal Cafe

procrastinate here. get off skyblock and do your fucking homework. also stop asking for pc and selling here.

Crystal Cafe is annoying

by JerryChristmas December 20, 2023

roblox cafe games

child slave labour so lil timmy can stop begging for girlfriends in meepcity

average conversation in roblox cafe games :
timmy: "hello to crappe's shitty frappe cafe what would u like"
timmy 2 with synapse: ""fried rats"
timmy 1: "we dont have that here"
timmy 2: *blows up timmy's head with a .357 magnum*

by the letter H is superior November 21, 2023