Patty wacker

A beast on the football field that no one can guard.

Man that dude sure is a patty wacker

by Patty wacker May 10, 2022

Pud wacker

It is wacking off and hitting you ball sack

He is such a pud wacker

by Tcat7677 May 25, 2022

Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.

Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.

by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022

Weed Wacker

A person who gets high, then masterbates.

Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.

by Eauxwen February 2, 2022

Weed Wacker

A person who possibly smokes a little too mutch weed

Klark: hey.
Jason: hey
Karl: Arent you a Weed Wacker?
Jason: Jup i am

by FlyFipple April 7, 2022

Upper Wacker

The act of ejaculating into the upper tank of a toilet, which gets is namesake from the downtown Chicago thoroughfare Upper Wacker Drive.

Looks like some jagoff pulled an Upper Wacker in the toilet last night.

by Tpaty December 12, 2020

Putin wacker

Putin wacker my grandfather was from Arkansas and when he used to come in to greatest he would tell me come here you old Putin wacker. I was hoping maybe someone from Arkansas could tell me.

Come here you old Putin wacker give your grandpa a hug.

by Sparky769 March 19, 2021