i wont not fuck you the fuck up

It’s a statement that you can say when people attack you for no reason and you want to take action but you don’t know how to exactly do. It’s been used from Lana Del Rey on Twitter when she was attacked by Azealia Banks for Kanye West stuff.

“You’re a fat bitch”
“Say it to my face bitch. I wont not fuck you the fuck up”

by Mirinat October 14, 2018

fingered up the duckpond

popular from Gloustershire in England where a women/ girl is proceded to be fingered by an older man. popularly used in the film Hot Fuzz where Danny states that miss Draper is fingered up the duckpond.

Also can be used to state to be anally probed by again an older man.

Danny: I also believe that she favours the older men
Angel: How so?
Danny: Marcus Carters older brother said she had been fingered up the duckpond

by wertytrew May 6, 2011

beat the pussy up

having really good sex

Girl: ooohh beat this pussy up, daddy
Boy: oh imma beat the pussy up real good, babygirl...

by fashionista101 May 4, 2008

crawlin' up the wall

laying on your back with your legs against the wall, the action of masturbation with the result of shooting semen into your face, aka as a "self money-shot"

guy: hey, why didn't you answer your phone last night?

friend: well my parents had a long talk with me about what it means when parents catch their sons crawlin' up the wall...

by samurai samus March 12, 2010

hows the weather up there

A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.

Person 1 "Hows the weather up there?"
Person 2 "Fuck you."

by Jackalfu March 20, 2017

hurry the fuck up

What one says to make someone work faster.

Dude hurry the fuck up, I've been waiting for half an hour

by Annoyed Dude September 12, 2009

Straight Up the Place

When straight dudes feel, by virtue of their strong heterosexual presence, that they will bring superior straight vibes to an otherwise perceived-to-be-gay place. Opposite of Gay Up the Place.

Straight Dude #1: Let's go to Club X8@y& tonite.

Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!

Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.

by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2010