A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.
Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.
by TheJoePilato April 02, 2016
Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.
by Cole rivers January 23, 2025
ONE DAY WE WERE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW A TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA. THEREFORE IT IS JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA.
by fromyourpickle March 20, 2018
by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 02, 2020
1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.
2. An insult to demean lesser males.
2. An insult to demean lesser males.
1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"
2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"
2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"
by Zabuckeo January 06, 2014