Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?
Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.
Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.
by Porky McTrumpet August 07, 2007
by Bri-Bri the Bassoonist May 31, 2011
When your trumpet grows a toupee and starts blasting out loud and obnoxious voices saying,"China,make America great again,I love the Mexicans!"
by I hate Donald trump October 22, 2015
by tony January 29, 2004
Oral sex performed on a man with his pants still on and buttoned with the penis pulled through the zippered opening.
by brokenresearch January 17, 2011
A euphemism for the male sexual organ. Derived from the 1974 movie "2069: A Sex Odyssey", which is the first result on the internet movie database IMDB.com when a search is performed for "Gideon's Trumpet". As a euphemism, this phrase has no connection to the book of the same name by Anthony Lewis or the movie based on the book.
She enthusiastically blew Gideon's Trumpet.
by JoJoeJoh February 19, 2011
The act of emitting intestinal methane gas, i.e., a fart, while underwater, especially in the bathtub, causing the gas to bubble up through the water only to emerge with increased sound and odor as it hits the air. Playing the water trumpet takes on added enjoyment when one positions one's anus so that the emitted gas tickles up one's backside as it rises up through the water.
Phil enjoys playing his water trumpet while taking a bath with his wife, Sheila, causing her to bolt up and out of the tub, screaming, "PHIL! Stop farting in the bathtub!! It stinks!"
by sorkab September 03, 2010