Subway Perv

A dude who uses the crowded conditions on the subway as a cover for molestation and asshole-ish-ness.
Yo, I had to straight up confront a subway perv on the 6 today!
by TufHunny August 26, 2009
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Subway Ninja

A person who works at a Subway restaurant and makes sandwiches very quickly. A Subway Ninja also bakes perfect bread, and prepares all food for the day in record time.
Matt and Leng are both Subway Ninjas.
by RoxanneMichelle February 16, 2007
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Subway Alumni

People who root for the sports (particularly football) programs of the University of Notre Dame who never actually attended the University of Notre Dame. Typically Irish-American, alcoholic, low income, and poorly educated assholes who could never dream of being accepted to an educational institution as prestigious as Notre Dame.
They're called the Subway Alumni because the more successful ones enjoy long and prosperous careers working at a Subway sandwich franchise. The less fortunate majority of them just live on the subway.
by Crazy Old Maurice November 20, 2010
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dirty subway

A person who enjoys receiving anal sex frequently and indiscriminately, to the point the person should hand out tokens and install a turnstile.
My buddy told me he packed her fudge Saturday night, and that's after I was drove down her Hershey Highway myself Saturday afternoon. That chick is like a dirty subway!
by evilrubberducky December 15, 2010
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Subway Tuna

I got really drunk last night, and I got me some subway tuna.
by Naimoli45 February 15, 2021
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subway club

a group of often emos who spend all there time in subway til closing
by GeorgeStone April 02, 2007
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subway kiss

Where a girl is on her period and she sits on a subway seat and leaves a pussy kiss of blood. ewwwwwWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWW
by hideyoshi gender June 26, 2015
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