Standing Hoon

The reaper effect demonstrated by a scary individual standing with their head tilted down.

1) Jason often stands hoon before attacking his victims.

2) I turned around and the hooded figure was standing hoon in the dark.

3) He stood hoon.

by DEANTH August 31, 2010

Peg Stand

When a man is doing a keg stand while simultaneously getting railed by a chick with a strap on. Sometimes resulting in ejaculation on his own face.

“Did you hear about what Joey did at the party last night?”
“No, what did he do this time?”
“He did a peg stand with a tranny and broke the record.”

“I wonder how many more times he’s going to break his own record?”

by Creamyweasel69 July 6, 2022

friend stand

Similar to an One Night Stand, But with a friend or someone you already know.

"I have never had a one night stand, but I have had friend stands."

by stard0rk3 November 24, 2015

Standing to sit

The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.

Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."

If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."

This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.

I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.

by AlganonAU December 2, 2010

Standing Menacingly

You're actually sitting and have special character in your name.

FuzzySucks:Standing Menacingly

by ThisDish July 2, 2020

stand to pee

Stand to pee is a device that transexual men use to pee while standing. It allows them to feel less dysphoria while using the bathroom. Usually used before the person has surgery on the downstairs part of their body. Not that all trans men get the surgery.

Benny, who was born Brittany, left his stand to pee device at home and and to pee while sitting.

by Hekate100 November 15, 2018

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011