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SHAT THE BED

WHEN SOMETHING GOES TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG, OR BREAKS. USUALLY RUINS YOUR ENTIRE DAY AND MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO UNCONTROLLABLY SHIT THEIR PANTS.
TOM: WHERES YOUR BIKE?

ISHKEBIBEL: THE FUKIN THING SHAT THE BED LAST NIGHT, CAUSING ME TO DEFECATE IN MY PANTALOONS.
by WONDERBREAD AKA WHITE CHOCOLAT September 26, 2008
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Shat Nasty

Hey Bill, I'm going to take a Shat Nasty!
by bullfrog_jwa December 11, 2012
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Butt shat

It is when you shit in your pants/ or a insult meaning they eat shit off people's butt
Oh no! I just butt shat/get away you butt shat
by Nigger buttshit February 3, 2020
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shat spackling

The obtrusive act of spraying a restroom wall with shat, specifically in a public restroom, in the area where the piping of the toilet meets the tile wall. This performance, usually accidental, but usually intentional as well, is a result of having a heavy mixture of diarrhea and flatulence whilst standing up from the toilet under the false self-impression that the one spackling has completed their evacuation into the toilet. Out of embarrassment, the spackler usually leaves the scene of the crime as-is.
Oh god. Looks like someone was shat spackling this restroom stall . How are we to perform oral sex, Senator Craig?
by CarlDaBrownipino February 1, 2010
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Shatting yourself

When you shit so much in the toilet the poop touches your ass
Don’t you love shatting yourself, it feels so good man.
by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021
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Fracking Shat

What the absolute fracking shat does that mean
by Bbberonika November 2, 2019
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Shat Trick

When an individual takes 3 shits in a single day. Like a hat trick, it is very difficult to achieve but very satisfying when finally done.
Steve: Yo Matt, I finally took 3 shits in one day!
Matt: HOLY S#%T that's a Shat trick!

Steve: Matt I have finally achieved a Shat Trick!
Matt: Damn, I was so close last night but couldn't push the third one out!
by KhaosKid August 31, 2011
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