ass puppet

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one's ass controlling one's mouth

see also butt puppet

also used as a general name for any ass puppet. may be hyphenated (ass-puppet)

Keagy's hand was so far up ass-puppet his ring's make you think Dickskin had gold teeth

by n6ko January 20, 2003

Australian Puppeteer

The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.

Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.

"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"

"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"

"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"

by The Puppeteer October 4, 2007

Puppet Show

fisting two girls at the same time.

I was fisting both the girls at the same time. They were moaning at each other so loudly. It was a real puppet show

by turtleturtle1 July 23, 2010

Tongue Puppeteering

The art of taking total control over a girl by using your tongue inside her like a traditional puppeteer uses a hand.

Matt's tongue puppeteering was such a well developed talent that he could make a girl whine, twitch, or scream with just a flick of his tongue.

He didn't need his hands to make her scream the way that Jim Henson made Kermit talk.

by jivedickie5 February 4, 2005

hand puppet

someone that does the talking for a boss

eddie vetter of brothers electric was gary nolans hand puppet

by snowowl February 16, 2006

Puppet Mouth

A bizarre and disturbing affliction restricted to the female population and brought on by rapid aging/degeneration. Sufferers develop vertically lined, Pinocchio-like semi-detached mouths that may or may not be operated using invisible strings above their heads. The super-morbidly obese are normally safe from Puppet Mouth, with the notable exception of brontosaurus-boned Heather from Eastenders.

'Hell, Jools, can you turn the channel over? I can't look at that old crow Deirdre's Puppet Mouth any longer, it's ruining Corrie for me!'

by jez1974 December 31, 2009

thumb puppet

When you are banging a girl from behind and you get your thumb all the way up her ass. Then as you wiggle it you can get her to make a variety of different sounds just like a puppet.

Yeah I hooked up with some strange the other night and surprised her with the thumb puppet. She squealed like the pig she was.

by Decals January 30, 2014