Buddy Paradox

Men who call everyone "Buddy" seldom develop close friendships, especially with other men. "Buddy" is actually a smokescreen for their anti-social nature. If they keep calling you "buddy," they aren't your buddy.

I thought he might become my friend, but he was just another guy with a buddy paradox.

by Enrealment March 20, 2023

Paradox Sector

A nifty forum online that is better then Totse where cool people can discuss cool stuff. It even has it's own themesong, Porn crackers, and some really awesome moderators. And hot chicks, funny people, some text articles, creative artists, druggies, and stuff. It was founded by the admin Enigma on the 27th of October 2004, and has a relatively small user base, which allows the weeding out of the occasional troll

ParadoxSector.com

windigo: Man, the 'Dox has some bitchin' threads

Kam the Great: So Paradoxians...

by windigo July 8, 2005

Paradox Poke

To mute yourself in a call but still listen in on what everyone else is saying

Ellis did a Paradox Poke yesterday. It was so annoying

by Paradox poke October 2, 2016

Paradox of choice

When too much choice keeps us from making any kind of choice at all.

X: "I warn you, the grass is not always greener in another relationship. Stop the slutting and settle with Ronald."
Y: "I dig what you mean, but I am so hooked to dopamine highs that I live in a paradox of choice."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

The Friendship Paradox

when you and a group of friends have this one guy who thinks he's the shit and bosses everyone around and another who thinks he's tough and can out beat you at anything(at the beginning you like this guy) but you end up realizing that the first guy was just trying to be good and didn't want to push people around but is still kinda an asshole, but the second guy becomes twice as bad as the first guy in the beginning, this has happened to hundreds of people, and you know who you are

1. yo joe

2. ya,whats up?

1. you know dylan was an asshole before followed that 12 step program, but he's gotten slightly better as a friend; but now noah is being a total dipshit

2. wow, were stuck in The Friendship Paradox

1. i know, lets shun noah

by LaRdO kAt777 May 9, 2010

Hinsheri paradox

Named after the marketing guru:where a product you think is popular and everyone you know thinks it's popular, once stated,within a week it is taken off the shelves due to lack of sales.

Johnny:Wow. I love the new chocolate biscuits,everybody I know is buying them

One week later:
Jane: I see the hinsheri paradox is at work.your biscuits,you love so much have been discontinued.bummer dude

by Ash the flying kiwi January 6, 2019

Mortdecai Paradox

A situation in which a piece of media attempts to try several things and ends up contradicting itself literally or subtextually.

John: Movies suck these days always trying to please different audiences and ending up pleasing none. I wish they would just stick with the original idea and go with it.

Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.

by Imadogpersonidontlikecats August 3, 2023