The act of shoving four fingers in the pussy and four fingers in the asshole. Spread fingers post-insertion. Wiggle furiously. Now you're administering the Irish Octopus. Why Irish, you might ask? Because one of you better be drunk whilst doing so.
by Dick Dodge September 21, 2006
by Aidxn_Dev June 19, 2021
If you bring it up, you have to say it.
When someone brings something up, but they don’t say what it is, then you may utilize the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, in order for them to say it. Both parties must be agreed on to be part of The Rule.
However, if someone part of The Rule refuses to comply when invoked, than for 3 times they cannot be allowed to use the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule.
(Which means, they can’t use The Rule again until 3 times someone brings something up but doesn’t fully say it.)
One should always be honest with themselves and with those who abide to The Rule.
This Rule was created by Ms. Dilara in 2013 or 2014, and is used by many individuals.
When someone brings something up, but they don’t say what it is, then you may utilize the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, in order for them to say it. Both parties must be agreed on to be part of The Rule.
However, if someone part of The Rule refuses to comply when invoked, than for 3 times they cannot be allowed to use the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule.
(Which means, they can’t use The Rule again until 3 times someone brings something up but doesn’t fully say it.)
One should always be honest with themselves and with those who abide to The Rule.
This Rule was created by Ms. Dilara in 2013 or 2014, and is used by many individuals.
Person 1: “Omg, I have to tell you what she said! Oh… wait I won’t actually.”
Person 2: “Hey, Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, you brought it up so you have to say it.”
Person 1: Oh darn! Okay so, she said…”
Person 2: “Hey, Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, you brought it up so you have to say it.”
Person 1: Oh darn! Okay so, she said…”
by Pjama12345678910 March 14, 2023
by RaMDaY December 16, 2006
Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.
by cockodoo September 08, 2010
Simultaneously the best and worst movie to ever be made. 90 minnuets of your life that you will never get back and you will not want back. It is exactly what it sounds like.
by The Wandering Mousepad July 26, 2010
Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.
by DoraKnob November 15, 2009