Mission Statement

A code word for making out with your girl. Useful in situations where others are present.

The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.

by 50ShadesOfGayy May 19, 2020

Thot Mission

When your with a Thot & shes tryna fuck or suck yo dick or just anytime you're with a girl and y'all about to be on some freaky shit

Me : Yo!!! You know that girl Sarah?

Zak : Yea what about her

Me : Nigga I ran a Thot mission on her last night that shit was lit!

Zak : My dawg 😈

by youngMillonare June 13, 2018

Mission Taccomplished

When a person returns successfully from a trip for carry-out Mexican food.

"When will Dad be home with dinner? I'm hungry"
(door opens)
"Mission Taccomplished!"

by ZBBMcFate August 9, 2019

Brown Mission

Taking a dump/poop.

Be right back, going on a brown mission.

by strangevoices January 19, 2015

mission assccomplished

When you finally convince your partner to do butt stuff after a long time of wearing down their barrier to it

"Yo, I finally got my girlfriend to do anal after eight months of dating. Fuckin' mission assccomplished!"

by BeepBoopSon August 24, 2016

mercy mission

going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman

"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."

by Jake March 23, 2004

Bubble Mission

A form of dance similar to grinding however far more intense.
Sex postions dancing.

that slut was runnin' bubble missions all night.

by Digglet February 21, 2010