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jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.
Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.
by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006
mugGet the jab shieldmug.

Jib Jab

Native jargon of Crevington aka The Crevice community located in Spokane, WA.
That fool was staring into the sun, squeezing lemons in his eyes and talking a whole bunch of Jib Jab!
by Snowmntha June 13, 2024
mugGet the Jib Jabmug.

Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.
by MathPlus January 7, 2022
mugGet the Jolly-Jabbedmug.

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 9, 2019
mugGet the jab my thumb into the eye and follow throughmug.

chicken jab

specialty by wuskin
max won on retro , she's getting the chicken jab tonight
by heaAddict April 17, 2024
mugGet the chicken jabmug.

Did a jab

The human equivalent of using a condom then proceeding to reverse said condom and use it again
by Buttwig May 28, 2020
mugGet the Did a jabmug.

Arizona Jab

That thing where a guy gets on all fours like a scorpion, then he chases the girl around trying to sting her with his dick.
“Man, you give your girl the Arizona Jab yet? My girl straight is poisoned from my pokey dick.”
by Beef Dunker August 28, 2021
mugGet the Arizona Jabmug.

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