math help

1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.

Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.

by friggin kyle August 28, 2010

HELP ME

1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.

American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

over helping

When someone decides that helping you once isn't enough and continues, though you don't need it.

Mom : "I'm almost done!"
Son : "stop over helping!"

by TheBestMeme January 27, 2018

help me

A signal for help usually put in by insane people or your on a school chromebook and screaming for help, but instead searching it than calling a therapist. When you find this is a definition you will read this entire page helplessly, and doing anything but focus in class.

help me im bored

by Letyoudown March 11, 2022

Helping a Settlement

verb
: Providing repetitive help to a struggling person or group of people with something for which they should be able to help themselves

derivation: in reference to the incessant and annoying requests for help defending weak settlements made by Preston Garvey in the video game Fallout 4

I gotta go, another settlement in HR needs my help resetting their password. I guess “8 characters, including at least one number” is pretty hard to decipher. You know, I work in IT, so helping a settlement is what I live for.

by WurdFerguson November 16, 2018

Extra-help

Thank god it exists. For those times when that lab or homework just doesn't make sense.

Damn, this Algebra homework makes no sense. I'm gonna go in for some extra-help in the morning.

by JayAre12 October 16, 2010

zoom help

When a cougar asks for Zoom Help after work and it turns into sexy time.

Can you help me with zoom tonight?

Thanks for the zoom help.

Sure, I got you with the zoom help

by DT-FTL March 25, 2021