fap shaming

To belittle someone for masturbating excessively.

Me: I was watching some lit-ass porn last night and I fapped like 4 times to it.

Friend: You shouldn't masturate so much. It's not healthy.

Me: Stop fap shaming me you fat-ass piece of shit!

by Can't get drunk if your never April 17, 2018

Fap God

A term for fappers on a whole new level. Above even the rare Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap God will spend every second cherishing the joy in fapping.

Joe: Is your crotch suffering seizures?
Bob: Nope, I'm just fapping.
Joe: Lord, that's gross.
Bob: I think I'm starting to feel like a fap god, fap god..
Joe: ...

by W1N5T0N52 May 15, 2015

Suicide Fap

It's a masturbation challenge, it's done in the house of your parents. When you're masturbating, you have to scream out loud for your parents to come in, and you have to "finish" before they arrive.

"Dude, Henry beat the suicide fap!"

"Wow, that dude must have good hands!"

by Raleigh Antrobus January 17, 2013

fap attack

The sudden, uncontrollable, and spontaneous urge to fap (masturbate) - usually furiously because time is of the essence (a quickie).

I was in the elevator and had a fap attack.

by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

Fap Fingers

The condition of your hand (or hands) after too much masturbation.
Its a pain in the joints of your 3 middle fingers, Rarely in the thumb or pinky.

Guy: Dude I cant help you move
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy: Because my hand is fucked
Guy 2: What did you do with it?
Guy: WHAT DIDNT I DO WITH IT?!
Guy 2: Fap Fingers?
Guy: Yeah...

by RyaTheNeko December 7, 2010

Fap Blocker

A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021

Combat Fap

A Combat Fap is a Situation where a Soldier is in the heat of Battle and has the Sudden Urge to relieve Themselves...

The Soldier must First ask the Commander of the Squad permission to initiate said activity.

Private Dickhead: COMMANDER PERMISSION TO COMBAT FAP SIR!
Commander Asshat: PERMISSION GRANTED SOLDIER.
"The Commander then stares him in the Eyes while he Combat Faps"

by PrivateDK387 August 19, 2016