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Duece

He is a very funny but dumb person. He will always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in. He is the best boyfriend. And is always there for you no matter what. He is a trash skater and a pretty good baseball player. You wish you were duece.
Duece is a cool kid. But he is also sped
by Nobodylovescunts July 1, 2019
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"Duece"umpthing.

A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"
I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.
by Riorancho's best October 27, 2009
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Noc Duecing

When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.
"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".

"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"
by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016
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Duece

Duece is drill nickname for pistol or gun
by hexxted May 8, 2023
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duece-uh-lingous

This is the female version of a blumpkin. This occurs when a woman drops a duece while sitting on a toilet seat and a man or woman gives her slow tropical head.
I had to beg my boo to give me a duece-uh-lingous before dinner.
by Wise1KnowsAll March 28, 2024
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Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped
Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.
by Bananzalone May 28, 2018
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duece

Dude I gotta drop a fucking duece right now
by Duecemanship March 25, 2022
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