when you get blue balls its the next best thing. you take a rubber glove, fill it with your favorite lube, wrap it in paper towels till it fits in a bread bad snug and. go to town.
by Vec849 January 30, 2010
Used to describe an hour so late or so early as to be almost painful, usually between the hours of 2am to 5am. Also used to denote a time where looking at your watch will be of no value, because it's just that late or early.
by Aeliane May 16, 2006
by Pussydestroyer1273 January 19, 2019
Tf are the Cryptic Crackheads doing over there?
by hyperass September 19, 2021
The ability of crackheads to quickly blend in and disappear into the background after the police drive by. Crackheads also use this ability after they gave you a blow job for $20 and stole your watch or other personal items. This ability may give immunity and allow crackheads to fit in among zombies if there were ever a zombie apocalypse.
I saw this nasty crackhead while I was driving down skid row. A cop drove by and that crackhead disappeared, she used her crackhead camouflage.
by Athena, GREATEST Cat in World June 08, 2019
A bicycle with a seatpost that is not the right length for the person riding it. Tall crackhead riding bike with short seatpost / short crackhead riding bike with long seatpost so that his/her toes barely touch the ground. A good indication that the bike has either been stolen or recovered from a dumpster. Some times the bike has no seat at all.
"Look at that skinny little dude with the sunken cheeks and a beard wearing a hoodie riding the bike with the long crackhead seatpost, he's barefoot, the bike must be stolen, stupid crackheads!"
by paul5150 December 23, 2009
two back stabbing shady people that will stop at nothing to get their next high.. even if it means candy coating their talks to benefit themselves.
two faced.. worthless humans
two faced.. worthless humans
by QweneT to u bitch May 13, 2019