“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”
“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”
“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”
“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”
“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”
by MissBlob May 10, 2021
Get the Chap Cheddarmug. the sexual act of putting chapstick on one's penis and then having himself or a partner sucking it off.
Kory: Dude I totally made that Katie chick give me strawberry chap-dick
Jake: She liked the taste of your strawberry chap dick
Jake: She liked the taste of your strawberry chap dick
by squibbles_doomypants June 13, 2011
Get the chap-dickmug. Paul, "Hey guys can someone pick me up tomorrow"
Conor, "sure friend"
Doesn't pick his friend up and leaves him waiting.
Conor then texts Paul knowing well that he was never going to pick him up and leaves him a text message saying, "get chapped... Cunt. Lol"
Conor, "sure friend"
Doesn't pick his friend up and leaves him waiting.
Conor then texts Paul knowing well that he was never going to pick him up and leaves him a text message saying, "get chapped... Cunt. Lol"
by Ginkel June 15, 2022
Get the Get chappedmug. by Ben n brook December 11, 2004
Get the Chaps with cracksmug. by Chris K March 12, 2004
Get the chaps eyemug. A killer hermit crab with a skull for a shell, some legends say it could take down ships... Oh you think I'm talking about like a pirate ship? No! I'm talking this boi was one of the few who came to their senses and killed any stupid ships people made! Duh!
by TheLaughingRaptor June 28, 2018
Get the Big Chapmug. by shubosky March 18, 2015
Get the chapping assmug.