When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.
by Qwert123Alan January 18, 2019
Get the Cheesy Breakfastmug. After a long night of drinking, a meal consumed upon waking up consisting of a corona and a banana to ease yourself into the day
by Thunder_cheeks February 16, 2019
Get the tropical breakfastmug. by bang blake December 30, 2008
Get the Bachelors Breakfastmug. An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.
by manbexarp1g August 28, 2019
Get the Australian Breakfastmug. Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.
Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.
Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.
by yourfavoritepairofjeans October 7, 2005
Get the breakfast sexmug. 4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.
by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009
Get the California Breakfastmug. An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"
by Marc Quenneville May 4, 2009
Get the Breakfast Bonermug.