bolt ya steamer

get out of here you fucking halfwit storytelling drunken bum!
bullshitter: I've built a plane rode a fish and shagged a pony!
level headed gent, (from Glasgow) Fuckin Bolt Ya Steamer!
by vamplock February 04, 2016
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Bolt from the blue

When something/someone comes out of nowhere.
by 20042011 September 07, 2016
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Captive bolt pistol

When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.

This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.

The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"
by QuinnyT October 27, 2009
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Volt-N-Bolt

The act of charging an electric vehicle for a short amount of time specifically to finish a journey.
"Just gotta do a quick volt-N-bolt and I'll be on my way"
by BeekayMK November 03, 2021
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Russian Lightning Bolt

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.
"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
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bolted down carnival

A permanent amusement park that consists of mobile carnival equipment bolted permanently into place.
Adventureland in Long Island, NY.
Camp Minnie Mickey in Walt Disney World, Florida.
Dorney Park in Pennsylvania in the 1980s.

My brother got killed when the spookhouse at the bolted down carnival caught fire.
by Chainsman August 24, 2009
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rusty bolt hole

I want to stick my tool in your rusty bolt hole
by nick prince May 31, 2008
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