THE BEAVER MUSCLE

N.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.

It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.
After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.
by the_womb_ferret May 9, 2009
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wafty beaver

Female who has abnormally pungent, stinky snatch. The odor is so horrific that your pecker retreats like a frightened turtle going back into his shell. You don't want to go down on that bitch. The smell has such a lasting affect that you swear off porking.
As soon as Lisa dropped her panties, the wafty beaver attacked my sense of smell.
by Rumple foreskin June 9, 2008
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beaver bumpin

When two women bump vaginas to get their pleasure.
(: Female -->|<-- Female :)
by Dr. Smith May 10, 2005
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Curly beaver

A hairy pussy. Girl with natural and unshaven pubic hair.
That chick I banged last night has a sweet curly beaver!
by CurlyBeaver July 13, 2009
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beaver cleaver

Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.
"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.
by Rockwell September 15, 2005
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Beaver chief

beaver chief;chief of the beavers: as beaver is used as another term for vagina. when someone calls you a beaver chief they are calling you chief of the vaginas. they are calling you a pimp, player, guy who gets a lot of action or vagina.
john tucker is a beaver chief, or guy who gets his
by Ashley Trappe May 23, 2011
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beaver penis

A flaccid penis. The guy with a beaver penis is not able to get it hard for sexual intercourse.
- He could'nt get it up.

- Why not?
-Because he got a beaver penis.
by harvaldz November 18, 2015
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