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Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.
Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....
by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011
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testicleave

The area between the two testicles... The little region where the scrotum caves upward in the shape of a butt crack.
Dude, I have the worst swamp nuts ever right now
Yeah, so bad that ur testicleave has a steady stream of sweat rolling down it?
No
Didn't think so...
by grundlerooski May 19, 2011
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testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.
Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?
by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015
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Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles
by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016
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testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.
Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017
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TESTICLE TAUNT

Stretching ones testicles out until large enough to produce gusts of wind capable of cooling down a pretty blonde on a nice hot day.
Me and my friend Morgan testicle taunted a pretty brunette on the beaches of Normandy.
by kinky horse balls December 1, 2021
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Testicle murder

by CABAGE No2 April 11, 2022
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