when a girl wants a lot for christmas, more than she actually deserves and realises the only way to get this is to promises sexual favours to her boyfriend ie 4 of the magic 5 (handjob, blowjob, fingering,licking out, no sex). she promises this but has no intention of actually doing any of it because she is EVIL.
tom: i cant wait till tonight its gonna be amazing.
4 of the magic 5! yessss!
dario: you do realise shes joking right?
tom: what no way she'll definetly do it she loves me
dario(whispers): christmas tease
tom: what
dario: i said christmas tease you dumb bastard hahahahaha
*tom* cries until he passes out
4 of the magic 5! yessss!
dario: you do realise shes joking right?
tom: what no way she'll definetly do it she loves me
dario(whispers): christmas tease
tom: what
dario: i said christmas tease you dumb bastard hahahahaha
*tom* cries until he passes out
by dario a. l. December 7, 2006
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A girl who works at a local pizza parlor in Berwyn, IL.
A girl who works at a local pizza parlor in Berwyn, IL.
Shit yo, that girl was mad down with me, shes ready for something, oh shit, nm, shes got a man, fuck, what a tease.
Stephanie K
Stephanie K
by Snax December 27, 2004
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A sexy woman who will playfully flirt with you but never anything more. Upon asking she was never flirting in the first place and is oblivious to the chances she had on your blood flow. She knows, you know she knows, and she will continue; but never anything more.
She will remove her shirt but never her bra. Her pants but never that thong. She runs in your mind all day long, a dangerous woman who won't let you go far.
She will remove her shirt but never her bra. Her pants but never that thong. She runs in your mind all day long, a dangerous woman who won't let you go far.
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Get the Tease-burger mug.A police officer, especially one who reflexively uses his or her Taser in situations in which a real cop would rely on his or her wits and communication skills.
Peace Loving Citizen: Excuse me, officer, might you have the time?
Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.
Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.
Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!
Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!
Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.
Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.
Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!
Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!
by taserbrain February 12, 2010
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Amber is such a chat tease. She's on day and night, but you never know if she's really there, or she just hates you that day.
by Whendovescry4blood September 1, 2009
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