A girl named Tiffany who loves tampons and everything about them. She sleeps with them, eats with them, and even occasionally fucks them.
by Charnizzles December 29, 2011
One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...
Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
by April Alligator July 01, 2014
"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."
by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022
The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.
by The puffy Wey December 30, 2013
"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"
by mcknazzy December 29, 2011
A standing ovation for a professional athlete to stop the bleeding and stimulate production out of the $300 million invested on an 11yr contract.
by Let’s go Philly September 04, 2023
A standing ovation for a professional athlete to stop the bleeding of poor performance and stimulate production out of the $300MM/11yr investment.
by Let’s go Philly September 04, 2023